No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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