Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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