remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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