Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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