he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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