Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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