Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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