I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I've blown a few things in my day
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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