i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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