He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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