yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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