so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
40s are totally the cure
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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