sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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