It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
where are my eyebrows?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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