I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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