is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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