I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
