Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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