okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
