Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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