She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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