Kiss
Puke
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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