But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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