I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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