There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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