Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Farmville is her only friend.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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