Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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