so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Randomize
