with your own penis?
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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