She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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