I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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