I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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