Im at strip club and am horny
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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