I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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