i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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