let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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