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(231): View more from Michigan

Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.

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(714): View more from California

I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals

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(541): View more from Oregon

This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.

(815): View more from Illinois

he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.

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