i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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