Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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