I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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