420 ftw
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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