Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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