Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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