Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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