I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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