How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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