Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I wanna bring you to show and tell
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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