i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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