everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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