I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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