I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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